Dean Morris Cards

F*** Quinoa! Card


Forget 🌾 quinoa, get 🎂! Show 'em you got the sweet stuff with this 🤣 greeting card. Featuring a '50s housewife proudly holding up a beautiful slice of 🍰 chocolate fudge, this card will let your BFF know that you've got their back - no matter if they wanna 💁‍♀️ bake a quinoa crusted tofu cake 🤔 or just enjoy a sweet treat. 🤤